Y-Corner

Alright, here's another spam crap we can do. Let's try "Complete the Story." Not sure if anyone has played this on another forum, but the goal is to create a story using 1-line sentences that each person contributes. It starts out with someone posting a sentence, with the next person adding another sentence that connects to the previous one in someway.

1. Can only add 1 sentence to the story.
2. Same person can't double/triple/quadruple/etc. at one time to add more sentences to the story.
3. It has to make sense (somewhat) and connect with the story in some way.

Here we go:

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"In the beginning, there was a girl who loved to fart."

"In the beginning, there was a girl who loved to fart."
"and she was in love with a dog"

"In the beginning, there was a girl who loved to fart."
"and she was in love with a dog"
"however this dog had a very refined and delicate sense of smell"

In the beginning, there was a girl who loved to fart."
"and she was in love with a dog"
"however this dog had a very refined and delicate sense of smell
He could smell a mushroom from 5 miles away, he just loved them.

"and she was in love with a dog"
"however this dog had a very refined and delicate sense of smell"
"He could smell a mushroom from 5 miles away, he just loved them."
In an attempt to win the dog's trust the girl left home to find the world's tastiest mushroom.

"and she was in love with a dog"
"however this dog had a very refined and delicate sense of smell"
"He could smell a mushroom from 5 miles away, he just loved them."
"In an attempt to win the dog's trust the girl left home to find the world's tastiest mushroom"
"but the mushroom was guarded by the t1000!!!!!!!!" o.o

"and she was in love with a dog"
"however this dog had a very refined and delicate sense of smell"
"He could smell a mushroom from 5 miles away, he just loved them."
"In an attempt to win the dog's trust the girl left home to find the world's tastiest mushroom"
"but the mushroom was guarded by the t1000!!!!!!!!" o.o
"one of the most horny lapricons in the word"

"and she was in love with a dog"
"however this dog had a very refined and delicate sense of smell"
"He could smell a mushroom from 5 miles away, he just loved them."
"In an attempt to win the dog's trust the girl left home to find the world's tastiest mushroom"
"but the mushroom was guarded by the t1000!!!!!!!!" o.o
"one of the most horny lapricons in the word"
"so she called 911, and they sent RAMBO!"

"but the mushroom was guarded by the t1000!!!!!!!!" o.o
"one of the most horny lapricons in the word"
"so she called 911, and they sent RAMBO!"
Rambo blew up the t1000, but the mushroom was destroyed at the same time!

"In the beginning, there was a girl who loved to fart."
"and she was in love with a dog"
"however this dog had a very refined and delicate sense of smell"
"He could smell a mushroom from 5 miles away, he just loved them."
"In an attempt to win the dog's trust the girl left home to find the world's tastiest mushroom"
"but the mushroom was guarded by the t1000!!!!!!!!" o.o
"one of the most horny lapricons in the word"
"so she called 911, and they sent RAMBO!"
"Rambo blew up the t1000, but the mushroom was destroyed at the same time!"
The girl got mad at Rambo and called him a 'stupid idiot' for blowing up the mushroom she had most desired.

"In the beginning, there was a girl who loved to fart."
"and she was in love with a dog"
"however this dog had a very refined and delicate sense of smell"
"He could smell a mushroom from 5 miles away, he just loved them."
"In an attempt to win the dog's trust the girl left home to find the world's tastiest mushroom"
"but the mushroom was guarded by the t1000!!!!!!!!" o.o
"one of the most horny lapricons in the word"
"so she called 911, and they sent RAMBO!"
"Rambo blew up the t1000, but the mushroom was destroyed at the same time!"
The girl got mad at Rambo and called him a 'stupid idiot' for blowing up the mushroom she had most desired.
"Rambo pulled a hair from his back, and used it to put the mushroom back together"

"Rambo blew up the t1000, but the mushroom was destroyed at the same time!"
The girl got mad at Rambo and called him a 'stupid idiot' for blowing up the mushroom she had most desired.
"Rambo pulled a hair from his back, and used it to put the mushroom back together"
"But the girl didn't accept the mushrooms, because the taste was gone"

"In the beginning, there was a girl who loved to fart."
"and she was in love with a dog"
"however this dog had a very refined and delicate sense of smell"
"He could smell a mushroom from 5 miles away, he just loved them."
"In an attempt to win the dog's trust the girl left home to find the world's tastiest mushroom"
"but the mushroom was guarded by the t1000!!!!!!!!" o.o
"one of the most horny lapricons in the word"
"so she called 911, and they sent RAMBO!"
"Rambo blew up the t1000, but the mushroom was destroyed at the same time!"
The girl got mad at Rambo and called him a 'stupid idiot' for blowing up the mushroom she had most desired.
"Rambo pulled a hair from his back, and used it to put the mushroom back together"
"But the girl didn't accept the mushrooms, because the taste was gone"
"Since the world's #1 tastiest mushroom was gone, she fired Rambo from the job and decided to go look for the world's #2 tastiest mushroom herself."

"In the beginning, there was a girl who loved to fart."
"and she was in love with a dog"
"however this dog had a very refined and delicate sense of smell"
"He could smell a mushroom from 5 miles away, he just loved them."
"In an attempt to win the dog's trust the girl left home to find the world's tastiest mushroom"
"but the mushroom was guarded by the t1000!!!!!!!!" o.o
"one of the most horny lapricons in the word"
"so she called 911, and they sent RAMBO!"
"Rambo blew up the t1000, but the mushroom was destroyed at the same time!"
The girl got mad at Rambo and called him a 'stupid idiot' for blowing up the mushroom she had most desired.
"Rambo pulled a hair from his back, and used it to put the mushroom back together"
"But the girl didn't accept the mushrooms, because the taste was gone"
"Since the world's #1 tastiest mushroom was gone, she fired Rambo from the job and decided to go look for the world's #2 tastiest mushroom herself."
"but right after she said that, she farted and rambo almost died thanks to the smell"

"In the beginning, there was a girl who loved to fart."
"and she was in love with a dog"
"however this dog had a very refined and delicate sense of smell"
"He could smell a mushroom from 5 miles away, he just loved them."
"In an attempt to win the dog's trust the girl left home to find the world's tastiest mushroom"
"but the mushroom was guarded by the t1000!!!!!!!!" o.o
"one of the most horny lapricons in the word"
"so she called 911, and they sent RAMBO!"
"Rambo blew up the t1000, but the mushroom was destroyed at the same time!"
The girl got mad at Rambo and called him a 'stupid idiot' for blowing up the mushroom she had most desired.
"Rambo pulled a hair from his back, and used it to put the mushroom back together"
"But the girl didn't accept the mushrooms, because the taste was gone"
"Since the world's #1 tastiest mushroom was gone, she fired Rambo from the job and decided to go look for the world's #2 tastiest mushroom herself."
"but right after she said that, she farted and rambo almost died thanks to the smell"
Rambo said to the girl, "OMG WTF did you eat!?"