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4722 eatin chocolate :3
If my wish is to be granted, please bring me to you right now.
If life can be repeated, I'll go to you many times over
There's nothing else that I want,
Nothing else is more important than you.
If life can be repeated, I'll go to you many times over
There's nothing else that I want,
Nothing else is more important than you.
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4732 What's the... ohhhhh stupid notational differences changing the "."s and ","s
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new RP craziness from my RL group. Unfortunately the thing with the wolf and the griffon isn't happening anymore--mostly because both of those characters aren't being played anymore and we're not encountering water anymore. The grim reaper is about 13 kinds of crazy though and that little black mushroom guy is crazy to the i power (yes that's impossibly crazy).
All the undead in our games have problems with their bodies. This game, the grim reaper got his entire body (except his head) disintegrated so he spent the first half of the game as a skull with a skeletal hand stuck on the bottom. That combined with his unusual antics gave us waaaaaaay too many opportunities to poke fun of him. He's also started keeping track of my offenses against him by holding up fingers.
I don't remember what caused the first count against me, but at one point his illithid (aka mind flayer aka big-ugly-with-tentacles-on-his-face) zombie minion needed to whisper to him. It picks him up (because he's just a talking skull at that point) and holds him in the middle of his tentacles *insert mental images of a zombie illithid holding a skull in it's face* Every player at the table immediately throws out a line involving kissing. I believe mine was "Aww, a goodbye kiss; I didn't know you cared for each other like that XD" That was my second offense so the next thing he did was stand on his head and hold up two fingers to me. People point out that everyone made a joke so he amends that by holding up a "1" to everyone else.
Since the entire party now has marks someone decides to ask what happens when you get too many. Grim says "Get to three and you'll find out." I'm a little troublemaker so I think for just a sec and ask "What's the difficulty to pickpocket fingerbones?" The game was put on hold for laughter lol
Another thing about Grim. For some odd reason the god of undeath in our game setting is named Rumplestiltzkin and he lives in Candyland (amazingly enough you eventually get used to it.) In this most recent game we'd accidentally ended up in modern Earth however... It was quite funny when Grim started trying to preach the word of Rumplestiltzkin (he's a cleric).
The other crazy stuff (aside from the squirrel with the rocket launcher--I didn't have time to figure that out before we left) involves the mushroom who grew from the party's mushroom man when he failed a spell spectacularly. As I've said before he's a little black mushroom named Gummy (because his first act was to bite someone's finger, except he has no teeth). Since he's grown he's gained the ability to transform things by biting them like a hyzologist card on steroids. Apparently his soul is a spirit that feeds on chaos and living around us has made him much stronger than usual.
He's been sticking around as an NPC ally. He used to be mortal like the rest of us but recently he's just been popping in and out of reality at will. We've been doing things like "Gummy eat this to get it out of the way," "Gummy eat this because I wanna see what happens," and "Hey Gummy! don't do that!" He generally does something to the effect of what we ask because we feed him well with our chaos XD Recently we needed an elemental spirit as a power source so we asked Gummy what we needed to feed him to make an elemental. He pointed at the Humvee our employer had given us and immediately ate it (and all the equipment inside O.o) Unfortunately there was also an NPC inside. Gummy coughed up an elemental and a psychologically harmed NPC XD Fortunately for me I was the only player who'd bought their own vehicle so I didn't lose any of my stuff ^^p
The reason we knew Gummy could create living creatures is because everyone in the party got magic ammunition, but one character doesn't use guns at all so he decided to see what happens when Gummy eats them. On the third or fourth try Gummy created a fully grown man with the intellect of an infant O.o Someone dropped him at an orphanage and ran (I suggested feeding him back to Gummy...)
Our goal this game was to stop our archenemies (who also came to earth by accident) from doing something. Shortly before we did so we found out they were trying to make a portal home. After a climactic battle where we owned a bunch of underlings and the bad guys finished their plan and we all jumped in the portal. Now we're in the following position:
Our entire party and all our remaining equipment (including a techno-magic spaceship) is sitting on top of a building in the 1930s (bad guys FAIL at building portals). We have an traumatized dwarf from modern times who accidentally was still on the ship when we suddenly left. I also happen to be the only one with all my equipment intact (cuz it was with my motorcycle instead of in the hummer Gummy ate ^_^ )
How's that for crazy? (We actually drove away a character who tried to join our party within seconds because our craziness was too much for him)
new RP craziness from my RL group. Unfortunately the thing with the wolf and the griffon isn't happening anymore--mostly because both of those characters aren't being played anymore and we're not encountering water anymore. The grim reaper is about 13 kinds of crazy though and that little black mushroom guy is crazy to the i power (yes that's impossibly crazy).
All the undead in our games have problems with their bodies. This game, the grim reaper got his entire body (except his head) disintegrated so he spent the first half of the game as a skull with a skeletal hand stuck on the bottom. That combined with his unusual antics gave us waaaaaaay too many opportunities to poke fun of him. He's also started keeping track of my offenses against him by holding up fingers.
I don't remember what caused the first count against me, but at one point his illithid (aka mind flayer aka big-ugly-with-tentacles-on-his-face) zombie minion needed to whisper to him. It picks him up (because he's just a talking skull at that point) and holds him in the middle of his tentacles *insert mental images of a zombie illithid holding a skull in it's face* Every player at the table immediately throws out a line involving kissing. I believe mine was "Aww, a goodbye kiss; I didn't know you cared for each other like that XD" That was my second offense so the next thing he did was stand on his head and hold up two fingers to me. People point out that everyone made a joke so he amends that by holding up a "1" to everyone else.
Since the entire party now has marks someone decides to ask what happens when you get too many. Grim says "Get to three and you'll find out." I'm a little troublemaker so I think for just a sec and ask "What's the difficulty to pickpocket fingerbones?" The game was put on hold for laughter lol
Another thing about Grim. For some odd reason the god of undeath in our game setting is named Rumplestiltzkin and he lives in Candyland (amazingly enough you eventually get used to it.) In this most recent game we'd accidentally ended up in modern Earth however... It was quite funny when Grim started trying to preach the word of Rumplestiltzkin (he's a cleric).
The other crazy stuff (aside from the squirrel with the rocket launcher--I didn't have time to figure that out before we left) involves the mushroom who grew from the party's mushroom man when he failed a spell spectacularly. As I've said before he's a little black mushroom named Gummy (because his first act was to bite someone's finger, except he has no teeth). Since he's grown he's gained the ability to transform things by biting them like a hyzologist card on steroids. Apparently his soul is a spirit that feeds on chaos and living around us has made him much stronger than usual.
He's been sticking around as an NPC ally. He used to be mortal like the rest of us but recently he's just been popping in and out of reality at will. We've been doing things like "Gummy eat this to get it out of the way," "Gummy eat this because I wanna see what happens," and "Hey Gummy! don't do that!" He generally does something to the effect of what we ask because we feed him well with our chaos XD Recently we needed an elemental spirit as a power source so we asked Gummy what we needed to feed him to make an elemental. He pointed at the Humvee our employer had given us and immediately ate it (and all the equipment inside O.o) Unfortunately there was also an NPC inside. Gummy coughed up an elemental and a psychologically harmed NPC XD Fortunately for me I was the only player who'd bought their own vehicle so I didn't lose any of my stuff ^^p
The reason we knew Gummy could create living creatures is because everyone in the party got magic ammunition, but one character doesn't use guns at all so he decided to see what happens when Gummy eats them. On the third or fourth try Gummy created a fully grown man with the intellect of an infant O.o Someone dropped him at an orphanage and ran (I suggested feeding him back to Gummy...)
Our goal this game was to stop our archenemies (who also came to earth by accident) from doing something. Shortly before we did so we found out they were trying to make a portal home. After a climactic battle where we owned a bunch of underlings and the bad guys finished their plan and we all jumped in the portal. Now we're in the following position:
Our entire party and all our remaining equipment (including a techno-magic spaceship) is sitting on top of a building in the 1930s (bad guys FAIL at building portals). We have an traumatized dwarf from modern times who accidentally was still on the ship when we suddenly left. I also happen to be the only one with all my equipment intact (cuz it was with my motorcycle instead of in the hummer Gummy ate ^_^ )
How's that for crazy? (We actually drove away a character who tried to join our party within seconds because our craziness was too much for him)