Complete the Story

Post by **Yoon** » January 26th, 2007, 4:52 pm

Alright, here's another spam crap we can do. Let's try "Complete the Story." Not sure if anyone has played this on another forum, but the goal is to create a story using 1-line sentences that each person contributes. It starts out with someone posting a sentence, with the next person adding another sentence that connects to the previous one in someway.

1. Can only add 1 sentence to the story.
2. Same person can't double/triple/quadruple/etc. at one time to add more sentences to the story.
3. It has to make sense (somewhat) and connect with the story in some way.

Here we go:

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"In the beginning, there was a girl who loved to fart."

phyxius · Post by **phyxius** » January 26th, 2007, 10:05 pm

"In the beginning, there was a girl who loved to fart."
"and she was in love with a dog"

Jaegar · Post by **Jaegar** » January 27th, 2007, 12:34 am

"In the beginning, there was a girl who loved to fart."
"and she was in love with a dog"
"however this dog had a very refined and delicate sense of smell"

Ghost B3N · Post by **Ghost B3N** » January 27th, 2007, 1:39 pm

In the beginning, there was a girl who loved to fart."
"and she was in love with a dog"
"however this dog had a very refined and delicate sense of smell
He could smell a mushroom from 5 miles away, he just loved them.

Jaegar · Post by **Jaegar** » January 27th, 2007, 5:13 pm

"and she was in love with a dog"
"however this dog had a very refined and delicate sense of smell"
"He could smell a mushroom from 5 miles away, he just loved them."
In an attempt to win the dog's trust the girl left home to find the world's tastiest mushroom.

phyxius · Post by **phyxius** » January 27th, 2007, 7:55 pm

"and she was in love with a dog"
"however this dog had a very refined and delicate sense of smell"
"He could smell a mushroom from 5 miles away, he just loved them."
"In an attempt to win the dog's trust the girl left home to find the world's tastiest mushroom"
"but the mushroom was guarded by the t1000!!!!!!!!" o.o

Ghost B3N · Post by **Ghost B3N** » January 28th, 2007, 6:47 am

"and she was in love with a dog"
"however this dog had a very refined and delicate sense of smell"
"He could smell a mushroom from 5 miles away, he just loved them."
"In an attempt to win the dog's trust the girl left home to find the world's tastiest mushroom"
"but the mushroom was guarded by the t1000!!!!!!!!" o.o
"one of the most horny lapricons in the word"

phyxius · Post by **phyxius** » January 28th, 2007, 9:44 am

"and she was in love with a dog"
"however this dog had a very refined and delicate sense of smell"
"He could smell a mushroom from 5 miles away, he just loved them."
"In an attempt to win the dog's trust the girl left home to find the world's tastiest mushroom"
"but the mushroom was guarded by the t1000!!!!!!!!" o.o
"one of the most horny lapricons in the word"
"so she called 911, and they sent RAMBO!"

Jaegar · Post by **Jaegar** » January 29th, 2007, 3:19 pm

"but the mushroom was guarded by the t1000!!!!!!!!" o.o
"one of the most horny lapricons in the word"
"so she called 911, and they sent RAMBO!"
Rambo blew up the t1000, but the mushroom was destroyed at the same time!

Post by **Yoon** » January 29th, 2007, 7:08 pm

"In the beginning, there was a girl who loved to fart."
"and she was in love with a dog"
"however this dog had a very refined and delicate sense of smell"
"He could smell a mushroom from 5 miles away, he just loved them."
"In an attempt to win the dog's trust the girl left home to find the world's tastiest mushroom"
"but the mushroom was guarded by the t1000!!!!!!!!" o.o
"one of the most horny lapricons in the word"
"so she called 911, and they sent RAMBO!"
"Rambo blew up the t1000, but the mushroom was destroyed at the same time!"
The girl got mad at Rambo and called him a 'stupid idiot' for blowing up the mushroom she had most desired.

Ghost B3N · Post by **Ghost B3N** » January 30th, 2007, 6:07 am

"In the beginning, there was a girl who loved to fart."
"and she was in love with a dog"
"however this dog had a very refined and delicate sense of smell"
"He could smell a mushroom from 5 miles away, he just loved them."
"In an attempt to win the dog's trust the girl left home to find the world's tastiest mushroom"
"but the mushroom was guarded by the t1000!!!!!!!!" o.o
"one of the most horny lapricons in the word"
"so she called 911, and they sent RAMBO!"
"Rambo blew up the t1000, but the mushroom was destroyed at the same time!"
The girl got mad at Rambo and called him a 'stupid idiot' for blowing up the mushroom she had most desired.
"Rambo pulled a hair from his back, and used it to put the mushroom back together"

Demon · Post by **Demon** » January 30th, 2007, 2:35 pm

"Rambo blew up the t1000, but the mushroom was destroyed at the same time!"
The girl got mad at Rambo and called him a 'stupid idiot' for blowing up the mushroom she had most desired.
"Rambo pulled a hair from his back, and used it to put the mushroom back together"
"But the girl didn't accept the mushrooms, because the taste was gone"

Post by **Yoon** » January 30th, 2007, 7:10 pm

"In the beginning, there was a girl who loved to fart."
"and she was in love with a dog"
"however this dog had a very refined and delicate sense of smell"
"He could smell a mushroom from 5 miles away, he just loved them."
"In an attempt to win the dog's trust the girl left home to find the world's tastiest mushroom"
"but the mushroom was guarded by the t1000!!!!!!!!" o.o
"one of the most horny lapricons in the word"
"so she called 911, and they sent RAMBO!"
"Rambo blew up the t1000, but the mushroom was destroyed at the same time!"
The girl got mad at Rambo and called him a 'stupid idiot' for blowing up the mushroom she had most desired.
"Rambo pulled a hair from his back, and used it to put the mushroom back together"
"But the girl didn't accept the mushrooms, because the taste was gone"
"Since the world's #1 tastiest mushroom was gone, she fired Rambo from the job and decided to go look for the world's #2 tastiest mushroom herself."

phyxius · Post by **phyxius** » January 30th, 2007, 8:21 pm

"In the beginning, there was a girl who loved to fart."
"and she was in love with a dog"
"however this dog had a very refined and delicate sense of smell"
"He could smell a mushroom from 5 miles away, he just loved them."
"In an attempt to win the dog's trust the girl left home to find the world's tastiest mushroom"
"but the mushroom was guarded by the t1000!!!!!!!!" o.o
"one of the most horny lapricons in the word"
"so she called 911, and they sent RAMBO!"
"Rambo blew up the t1000, but the mushroom was destroyed at the same time!"
The girl got mad at Rambo and called him a 'stupid idiot' for blowing up the mushroom she had most desired.
"Rambo pulled a hair from his back, and used it to put the mushroom back together"
"But the girl didn't accept the mushrooms, because the taste was gone"
"Since the world's #1 tastiest mushroom was gone, she fired Rambo from the job and decided to go look for the world's #2 tastiest mushroom herself."
"but right after she said that, she farted and rambo almost died thanks to the smell"

Post by **Yoon** » January 30th, 2007, 9:15 pm

"In the beginning, there was a girl who loved to fart."
"and she was in love with a dog"
"however this dog had a very refined and delicate sense of smell"
"He could smell a mushroom from 5 miles away, he just loved them."
"In an attempt to win the dog's trust the girl left home to find the world's tastiest mushroom"
"but the mushroom was guarded by the t1000!!!!!!!!" o.o
"one of the most horny lapricons in the word"
"so she called 911, and they sent RAMBO!"
"Rambo blew up the t1000, but the mushroom was destroyed at the same time!"
The girl got mad at Rambo and called him a 'stupid idiot' for blowing up the mushroom she had most desired.
"Rambo pulled a hair from his back, and used it to put the mushroom back together"
"But the girl didn't accept the mushrooms, because the taste was gone"
"Since the world's #1 tastiest mushroom was gone, she fired Rambo from the job and decided to go look for the world's #2 tastiest mushroom herself."
"but right after she said that, she farted and rambo almost died thanks to the smell"
Rambo said to the girl, "OMG WTF did you eat!?"