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"In the woods there lived a woman who valued her most treasured item,"
"her family's ancient magical oven."
"It was not a normal magic oven, it was the ultra fast magic oven".
"it was coated in gold and silver paint."
"and the size of the oven was realy small.. but you could fit annything in it, cause of its magic"
"You could fit anything in it except the mysterious kitchen pan, but no one knew why it wouldn't go in."
"The old woman took here magical oven, and went on a big quest"
"As she stepped out of her house, ready to begin her journey for knowledge, she paused."
"She remembered that she had forget to take her cat along, so she called her to come."
"As she waited for her cat to come (because cats always come when they feel like it) she suddenly felt the air charged with destiny."
"She closed her eyes so she could get a better picture of the feeling."
"She heard a faint whistling that grew louder and louder till suddenly a figure in plate armor and battle gear fell through the roof of her house with a horrendous crunch!"
"She ran into the house to discover that the armored figure was a knight named 'Marth'."
"The old woman runned to help Marth from the painful fall so she took his Helmet off and discovered something unbelievable"
"She saw his face and it was covered with scars.."
Knight covered his face and confessed, that he has been cursed...
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There's nothing else that I want,
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"In the woods there lived a woman who valued her most treasured item,"
"her family's ancient magical oven."
"It was not a normal magic oven, it was the ultra fast magic oven".
"it was coated in gold and silver paint."
"and the size of the oven was realy small.. but you could fit annything in it, cause of its magic"
"You could fit anything in it except the mysterious kitchen pan, but no one knew why it wouldn't go in."
"The old woman took here magical oven, and went on a big quest"
"As she stepped out of her house, ready to begin her journey for knowledge, she paused."
"She remembered that she had forget to take her cat along, so she called her to come."
"As she waited for her cat to come (because cats always come when they feel like it) she suddenly felt the air charged with destiny."
"She closed her eyes so she could get a better picture of the feeling."
"She heard a faint whistling that grew louder and louder till suddenly a figure in plate armor and battle gear fell through the roof of her house with a horrendous crunch!"
"She ran into the house to discover that the armored figure was a knight named 'Marth'."
"The old woman runned to help Marth from the painful fall so she took his Helmet off and discovered something unbelievable"
"She saw his face and it was covered with scars.."
Knight covered his face and confessed, that he has been cursed...

and the curse is that he changes at midnight into a pig and go around in circles, and it will be like that until some princess kick him (yeah, kick no kiss, muahahahaha :P)
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"In the woods there lived a woman who valued her most treasured item,"
"her family's ancient magical oven."
"It was not a normal magic oven, it was the ultra fast magic oven".
"it was coated in gold and silver paint."
"and the size of the oven was realy small.. but you could fit annything in it, cause of its magic"
"You could fit anything in it except the mysterious kitchen pan, but no one knew why it wouldn't go in."
"The old woman took here magical oven, and went on a big quest"
"As she stepped out of her house, ready to begin her journey for knowledge, she paused."
"She remembered that she had forget to take her cat along, so she called her to come."
"As she waited for her cat to come (because cats always come when they feel like it) she suddenly felt the air charged with destiny."
"She closed her eyes so she could get a better picture of the feeling."
"She heard a faint whistling that grew louder and louder till suddenly a figure in plate armor and battle gear fell through the roof of her house with a horrendous crunch!"
"She ran into the house to discover that the armored figure was a knight named 'Marth'."
"The old woman runned to help Marth from the painful fall so she took his Helmet off and discovered something unbelievable"
"She saw his face and it was covered with scars.."
Knight covered his face and confessed, that he has been cursed...

and the curse is that he changes at midnight into a pig and go around in circles, and it will be like that until some princess kick him

The granny fell sad for the poor knight ...she knew it was very hard to find a princess to kick you...they are too lazy to lift a leg...so the granny had an idea!...
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"In the woods there lived a woman who valued her most treasured item,"
"her family's ancient magical oven."
"It was not a normal magic oven, it was the ultra fast magic oven".
"it was coated in gold and silver paint."
"and the size of the oven was realy small.. but you could fit annything in it, cause of its magic"
"You could fit anything in it except the mysterious kitchen pan, but no one knew why it wouldn't go in."
"The old woman took here magical oven, and went on a big quest"
"As she stepped out of her house, ready to begin her journey for knowledge, she paused."
"She remembered that she had forget to take her cat along, so she called her to come."
"As she waited for her cat to come (because cats always come when they feel like it) she suddenly felt the air charged with destiny."
"She closed her eyes so she could get a better picture of the feeling."
"She heard a faint whistling that grew louder and louder till suddenly a figure in plate armor and battle gear fell through the roof of her house with a horrendous crunch!"
"She ran into the house to discover that the armored figure was a knight named 'Marth'."
"The old woman runned to help Marth from the painful fall so she took his Helmet off and discovered something unbelievable"
"She saw his face and it was covered with scars.."
Knight covered his face and confessed, that he has been cursed...
"and the curse is that he changes at midnight into a pig and go around in circles, and it will be like that until some princess kick him"
"The granny fell sad for the poor knight ...she knew it was very hard to find a princess to kick you...they are too lazy to lift a leg...so the granny had an idea!... "

She went into her kitchen, opened up her favorite cook book, called 'Exotic Foods of East Asia', and started looking for a recipe that would cure Sir Marth.
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"In the woods there lived a woman who valued her most treasured item,"
"her family's ancient magical oven."
"It was not a normal magic oven, it was the ultra fast magic oven".
"it was coated in gold and silver paint."
"and the size of the oven was realy small.. but you could fit annything in it, cause of its magic"
"You could fit anything in it except the mysterious kitchen pan, but no one knew why it wouldn't go in."
"The old woman took here magical oven, and went on a big quest"
"As she stepped out of her house, ready to begin her journey for knowledge, she paused."
"She remembered that she had forget to take her cat along, so she called her to come."
"As she waited for her cat to come (because cats always come when they feel like it) she suddenly felt the air charged with destiny."
"She closed her eyes so she could get a better picture of the feeling."
"She heard a faint whistling that grew louder and louder till suddenly a figure in plate armor and battle gear fell through the roof of her house with a horrendous crunch!"
"She ran into the house to discover that the armored figure was a knight named 'Marth'."
"The old woman runned to help Marth from the painful fall so she took his Helmet off and discovered something unbelievable"
"She saw his face and it was covered with scars.."
Knight covered his face and confessed, that he has been cursed...
"and the curse is that he changes at midnight into a pig and go around in circles, and it will be like that until some princess kick him"
"The granny fell sad for the poor knight ...she knew it was very hard to find a princess to kick you...they are too lazy to lift a leg...so the granny had an idea!... "
"She went into her kitchen, opened up her favorite cook book, called 'Exotic Foods of East Asia', and started looking for a recipe that would cure Sir Marth."
But sadly east asian recipes only had delicious stuff to eat..but no cure :P
Duhduhduh dum.
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"In the woods there lived a woman who valued her most treasured item,"
"her family's ancient magical oven."
"It was not a normal magic oven, it was the ultra fast magic oven".
"it was coated in gold and silver paint."
"and the size of the oven was realy small.. but you could fit annything in it, cause of its magic"
"You could fit anything in it except the mysterious kitchen pan, but no one knew why it wouldn't go in."
"The old woman took here magical oven, and went on a big quest"
"As she stepped out of her house, ready to begin her journey for knowledge, she paused."
"She remembered that she had forget to take her cat along, so she called her to come."
"As she waited for her cat to come (because cats always come when they feel like it) she suddenly felt the air charged with destiny."
"She closed her eyes so she could get a better picture of the feeling."
"She heard a faint whistling that grew louder and louder till suddenly a figure in plate armor and battle gear fell through the roof of her house with a horrendous crunch!"
"She ran into the house to discover that the armored figure was a knight named 'Marth'."
"The old woman runned to help Marth from the painful fall so she took his Helmet off and discovered something unbelievable"
"She saw his face and it was covered with scars.."
Knight covered his face and confessed, that he has been cursed...
"and the curse is that he changes at midnight into a pig and go around in circles, and it will be like that until some princess kick him"
"The granny fell sad for the poor knight ...she knew it was very hard to find a princess to kick you...they are too lazy to lift a leg...so the granny had an idea!... "
"She went into her kitchen, opened up her favorite cook book, called 'Exotic Foods of East Asia', and started looking for a recipe that would cure Sir Marth."
But sadly east asian recipes only had delicious stuff to eat..but no cure
"She decided to ask for help to her Hobbit friend Saxire, the little hairy guy lived in the granny's closet, she knew that if someone knows about cures gotta be a hobbit...since they knew how to cure their smelly feet stench...curing a pig curse would be a piece of cake"
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"In the woods there lived a woman who valued her most treasured item,"
"her family's ancient magical oven."
"It was not a normal magic oven, it was the ultra fast magic oven".
"it was coated in gold and silver paint."
"and the size of the oven was realy small.. but you could fit annything in it, cause of its magic"
"You could fit anything in it except the mysterious kitchen pan, but no one knew why it wouldn't go in."
"The old woman took here magical oven, and went on a big quest"
"As she stepped out of her house, ready to begin her journey for knowledge, she paused."
"She remembered that she had forget to take her cat along, so she called her to come."
"As she waited for her cat to come (because cats always come when they feel like it) she suddenly felt the air charged with destiny."
"She closed her eyes so she could get a better picture of the feeling."
"She heard a faint whistling that grew louder and louder till suddenly a figure in plate armor and battle gear fell through the roof of her house with a horrendous crunch!"
"She ran into the house to discover that the armored figure was a knight named 'Marth'."
"The old woman runned to help Marth from the painful fall so she took his Helmet off and discovered something unbelievable"
"She saw his face and it was covered with scars.."
Knight covered his face and confessed, that he has been cursed...
"and the curse is that he changes at midnight into a pig and go around in circles, and it will be like that until some princess kick him"
"The granny fell sad for the poor knight ...she knew it was very hard to find a princess to kick you...they are too lazy to lift a leg...so the granny had an idea!... "
"She went into her kitchen, opened up her favorite cook book, called 'Exotic Foods of East Asia', and started looking for a recipe that would cure Sir Marth."
But sadly east asian recipes only had delicious stuff to eat..but no cure
"She decided to ask for help to her Hobbit friend Saxire, the little hairy guy lived in the granny's closet, she knew that if someone knows about cures gotta be a hobbit...since they knew how to cure their smelly feet stench...curing a pig curse would be a piece of cake"
"But when she opened Granny's closet, there was a note that said, Give me your stove or the hobbit dies, meet me at...



weeeeeeeeeeee! reviving a not so old thread!
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just wanted to post something...
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"In the woods there lived a woman who valued her most treasured item,"
"her family's ancient magical oven."
"It was not a normal magic oven, it was the ultra fast magic oven".
"it was coated in gold and silver paint."
"and the size of the oven was realy small.. but you could fit annything in it, cause of its magic"
"You could fit anything in it except the mysterious kitchen pan, but no one knew why it wouldn't go in."
"The old woman took here magical oven, and went on a big quest"
"As she stepped out of her house, ready to begin her journey for knowledge, she paused."
"She remembered that she had forget to take her cat along, so she called her to come."
"As she waited for her cat to come (because cats always come when they feel like it) she suddenly felt the air charged with destiny."
"She closed her eyes so she could get a better picture of the feeling."
"She heard a faint whistling that grew louder and louder till suddenly a figure in plate armor and battle gear fell through the roof of her house with a horrendous crunch!"
"She ran into the house to discover that the armored figure was a knight named 'Marth'."
"The old woman runned to help Marth from the painful fall so she took his Helmet off and discovered something unbelievable"
"She saw his face and it was covered with scars.."
Knight covered his face and confessed, that he has been cursed...
"and the curse is that he changes at midnight into a pig and go around in circles, and it will be like that until some princess kick him"
"The granny fell sad for the poor knight ...she knew it was very hard to find a princess to kick you...they are too lazy to lift a leg...so the granny had an idea!... "
"She went into her kitchen, opened up her favorite cook book, called 'Exotic Foods of East Asia', and started looking for a recipe that would cure Sir Marth."
But sadly east asian recipes only had delicious stuff to eat..but no cure
"She decided to ask for help to her Hobbit friend Saxire, the little hairy guy lived in the granny's closet, she knew that if someone knows about cures gotta be a hobbit...since they knew how to cure their smelly feet stench...curing a pig curse would be a piece of cake"
"But when she opened Granny's closet, there was a note that said, 'Give me your stove or the hobbit dies, meet me at..."
"... Prontera Square at midnight, alone."
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"In the woods there lived a woman who valued her most treasured item,"
"her family's ancient magical oven."
"It was not a normal magic oven, it was the ultra fast magic oven".
"it was coated in gold and silver paint."
"and the size of the oven was realy small.. but you could fit annything in it, cause of its magic"
"You could fit anything in it except the mysterious kitchen pan, but no one knew why it wouldn't go in."
"The old woman took here magical oven, and went on a big quest"
"As she stepped out of her house, ready to begin her journey for knowledge, she paused."
"She remembered that she had forget to take her cat along, so she called her to come."
"As she waited for her cat to come (because cats always come when they feel like it) she suddenly felt the air charged with destiny."
"She closed her eyes so she could get a better picture of the feeling."
"She heard a faint whistling that grew louder and louder till suddenly a figure in plate armor and battle gear fell through the roof of her house with a horrendous crunch!"
"She ran into the house to discover that the armored figure was a knight named 'Marth'."
"The old woman runned to help Marth from the painful fall so she took his Helmet off and discovered something unbelievable"
"She saw his face and it was covered with scars.."
Knight covered his face and confessed, that he has been cursed...
"and the curse is that he changes at midnight into a pig and go around in circles, and it will be like that until some princess kick him"
"The granny fell sad for the poor knight ...she knew it was very hard to find a princess to kick you...they are too lazy to lift a leg...so the granny had an idea!... "
"She went into her kitchen, opened up her favorite cook book, called 'Exotic Foods of East Asia', and started looking for a recipe that would cure Sir Marth."
But sadly east asian recipes only had delicious stuff to eat..but no cure
"She decided to ask for help to her Hobbit friend Saxire, the little hairy guy lived in the granny's closet, she knew that if someone knows about cures gotta be a hobbit...since they knew how to cure their smelly feet stench...curing a pig curse would be a piece of cake"
"But when she opened Granny's closet, there was a note that said, 'Give me your stove or the hobbit dies, meet me at..."
"... Prontera Square at midnight, alone."
Depressed Granny went to Prontera, but since it's the capital town, it was really crowded...
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If life can be repeated, I'll go to you many times over
There's nothing else that I want,
Nothing else is more important than you.
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"In the woods there lived a woman who valued her most treasured item,"
"her family's ancient magical oven."
"It was not a normal magic oven, it was the ultra fast magic oven".
"it was coated in gold and silver paint."
"and the size of the oven was realy small.. but you could fit annything in it, cause of its magic"
"You could fit anything in it except the mysterious kitchen pan, but no one knew why it wouldn't go in."
"The old woman took here magical oven, and went on a big quest"
"As she stepped out of her house, ready to begin her journey for knowledge, she paused."
"She remembered that she had forget to take her cat along, so she called her to come."
"As she waited for her cat to come (because cats always come when they feel like it) she suddenly felt the air charged with destiny."
"She closed her eyes so she could get a better picture of the feeling."
"She heard a faint whistling that grew louder and louder till suddenly a figure in plate armor and battle gear fell through the roof of her house with a horrendous crunch!"
"She ran into the house to discover that the armored figure was a knight named 'Marth'."
"The old woman runned to help Marth from the painful fall so she took his Helmet off and discovered something unbelievable"
"She saw his face and it was covered with scars.."
Knight covered his face and confessed, that he has been cursed...
"and the curse is that he changes at midnight into a pig and go around in circles, and it will be like that until some princess kick him"
"The granny fell sad for the poor knight ...she knew it was very hard to find a princess to kick you...they are too lazy to lift a leg...so the granny had an idea!... "
"She went into her kitchen, opened up her favorite cook book, called 'Exotic Foods of East Asia', and started looking for a recipe that would cure Sir Marth."
But sadly east asian recipes only had delicious stuff to eat..but no cure
"She decided to ask for help to her Hobbit friend Saxire, the little hairy guy lived in the granny's closet, she knew that if someone knows about cures gotta be a hobbit...since they knew how to cure their smelly feet stench...curing a pig curse would be a piece of cake"
"But when she opened Granny's closet, there was a note that said, 'Give me your stove or the hobbit dies, meet me at..."
"... Prontera Square at midnight, alone."
;Depressed Granny went to Prontera, but since it's the capital town, it was really crowded...;
as she push and shoved past the noobs she found 100,000 zeny on the floor
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"In the woods there lived a woman who valued her most treasured item,"
"her family's ancient magical oven."
"It was not a normal magic oven, it was the ultra fast magic oven".
"it was coated in gold and silver paint."
"and the size of the oven was realy small.. but you could fit annything in it, cause of its magic"
"You could fit anything in it except the mysterious kitchen pan, but no one knew why it wouldn't go in."
"The old woman took here magical oven, and went on a big quest"
"As she stepped out of her house, ready to begin her journey for knowledge, she paused."
"She remembered that she had forget to take her cat along, so she called her to come."
"As she waited for her cat to come (because cats always come when they feel like it) she suddenly felt the air charged with destiny."
"She closed her eyes so she could get a better picture of the feeling."
"She heard a faint whistling that grew louder and louder till suddenly a figure in plate armor and battle gear fell through the roof of her house with a horrendous crunch!"
"She ran into the house to discover that the armored figure was a knight named 'Marth'."
"The old woman runned to help Marth from the painful fall so she took his Helmet off and discovered something unbelievable"
"She saw his face and it was covered with scars.."
Knight covered his face and confessed, that he has been cursed...
"and the curse is that he changes at midnight into a pig and go around in circles, and it will be like that until some princess kick him"
"The granny fell sad for the poor knight ...she knew it was very hard to find a princess to kick you...they are too lazy to lift a leg...so the granny had an idea!... "
"She went into her kitchen, opened up her favorite cook book, called 'Exotic Foods of East Asia', and started looking for a recipe that would cure Sir Marth."
But sadly east asian recipes only had delicious stuff to eat..but no cure
"She decided to ask for help to her Hobbit friend Saxire, the little hairy guy lived in the granny's closet, she knew that if someone knows about cures gotta be a hobbit...since they knew how to cure their smelly feet stench...curing a pig curse would be a piece of cake"
"But when she opened Granny's closet, there was a note that said, 'Give me your stove or the hobbit dies, meet me at..."
"... Prontera Square at midnight, alone."
;Depressed Granny went to Prontera, but since it's the capital town, it was really crowded...;
as she push and shoved past the noobs she found 100,000 zeny on the floor
"and naturally because there a lot of noobs, they pushed and shoved to get the the 100k zeny, after which the granny found out that she was shoved out into pay_fild02 in middle of the forest with a lot of wolves, a few snakes, poporings and spores..."
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In the woods there lived a woman who valued her most treasured item,"
"her family's ancient magical oven."
"It was not a normal magic oven, it was the ultra fast magic oven".
"it was coated in gold and silver paint."
"and the size of the oven was realy small.. but you could fit annything in it, cause of its magic"
"You could fit anything in it except the mysterious kitchen pan, but no one knew why it wouldn't go in."
"The old woman took here magical oven, and went on a big quest"
"As she stepped out of her house, ready to begin her journey for knowledge, she paused."
"She remembered that she had forget to take her cat along, so she called her to come."
"As she waited for her cat to come (because cats always come when they feel like it) she suddenly felt the air charged with destiny."
"She closed her eyes so she could get a better picture of the feeling."
"She heard a faint whistling that grew louder and louder till suddenly a figure in plate armor and battle gear fell through the roof of her house with a horrendous crunch!"
"She ran into the house to discover that the armored figure was a knight named 'Marth'."
"The old woman runned to help Marth from the painful fall so she took his Helmet off and discovered something unbelievable"
"She saw his face and it was covered with scars.."
Knight covered his face and confessed, that he has been cursed...
"and the curse is that he changes at midnight into a pig and go around in circles, and it will be like that until some princess kick him"
"The granny fell sad for the poor knight ...she knew it was very hard to find a princess to kick you...they are too lazy to lift a leg...so the granny had an idea!... "
"She went into her kitchen, opened up her favorite cook book, called 'Exotic Foods of East Asia', and started looking for a recipe that would cure Sir Marth."
But sadly east asian recipes only had delicious stuff to eat..but no cure
"She decided to ask for help to her Hobbit friend Saxire, the little hairy guy lived in the granny's closet, she knew that if someone knows about cures gotta be a hobbit...since they knew how to cure their smelly feet stench...curing a pig curse would be a piece of cake"
"But when she opened Granny's closet, there was a note that said, 'Give me your stove or the hobbit dies, meet me at..."
"... Prontera Square at midnight, alone."
;Depressed Granny went to Prontera, but since it's the capital town, it was really crowded...;
as she push and shoved past the noobs she found 100,000 zeny on the floor
"and naturally because there a lot of noobs, they pushed and shoved to get the the 100k zeny, after which the granny found out that she was shoved out into pay_fild02 in middle of the forest with a lot of wolves, a few snakes, poporings and spores..."
"While trying to make it back to Prontera, a bunch of vicious, hungry wolves jump out from the bushes and surrounded the Granny."
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In the woods there lived a woman who valued her most treasured item,"
"her family's ancient magical oven."
"It was not a normal magic oven, it was the ultra fast magic oven".
"it was coated in gold and silver paint."
"and the size of the oven was realy small.. but you could fit annything in it, cause of its magic"
"You could fit anything in it except the mysterious kitchen pan, but no one knew why it wouldn't go in."
"The old woman took here magical oven, and went on a big quest"
"As she stepped out of her house, ready to begin her journey for knowledge, she paused."
"She remembered that she had forget to take her cat along, so she called her to come."
"As she waited for her cat to come (because cats always come when they feel like it) she suddenly felt the air charged with destiny."
"She closed her eyes so she could get a better picture of the feeling."
"She heard a faint whistling that grew louder and louder till suddenly a figure in plate armor and battle gear fell through the roof of her house with a horrendous crunch!"
"She ran into the house to discover that the armored figure was a knight named 'Marth'."
"The old woman runned to help Marth from the painful fall so she took his Helmet off and discovered something unbelievable"
"She saw his face and it was covered with scars.."
Knight covered his face and confessed, that he has been cursed...
"and the curse is that he changes at midnight into a pig and go around in circles, and it will be like that until some princess kick him"
"The granny fell sad for the poor knight ...she knew it was very hard to find a princess to kick you...they are too lazy to lift a leg...so the granny had an idea!... "
"She went into her kitchen, opened up her favorite cook book, called 'Exotic Foods of East Asia', and started looking for a recipe that would cure Sir Marth."
But sadly east asian recipes only had delicious stuff to eat..but no cure
"She decided to ask for help to her Hobbit friend Saxire, the little hairy guy lived in the granny's closet, she knew that if someone knows about cures gotta be a hobbit...since they knew how to cure their smelly feet stench...curing a pig curse would be a piece of cake"
"But when she opened Granny's closet, there was a note that said, 'Give me your stove or the hobbit dies, meet me at..."
"... Prontera Square at midnight, alone."
;Depressed Granny went to Prontera, but since it's the capital town, it was really crowded...;
as she push and shoved past the noobs she found 100,000 zeny on the floor
"and naturally because there a lot of noobs, they pushed and shoved to get the the 100k zeny, after which the granny found out that she was shoved out into pay_fild02 in middle of the forest with a lot of wolves, a few snakes, poporings and spores..."
"While trying to make it back to Prontera, a bunch of vicious, hungry wolves jump out from the bushes and surrounded the Granny."
When the first wolf was just about to attack, Granny was praying to super novice angel (who didnt even listen since Granny isn't a SN), when...
If my wish is to be granted, please bring me to you right now.
If life can be repeated, I'll go to you many times over
There's nothing else that I want,
Nothing else is more important than you.
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Re: Complete the Story 3

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In the woods there lived a woman who valued her most treasured item,"
"her family's ancient magical oven."
"It was not a normal magic oven, it was the ultra fast magic oven".
"it was coated in gold and silver paint."
"and the size of the oven was realy small.. but you could fit annything in it, cause of its magic"
"You could fit anything in it except the mysterious kitchen pan, but no one knew why it wouldn't go in."
"The old woman took here magical oven, and went on a big quest"
"As she stepped out of her house, ready to begin her journey for knowledge, she paused."
"She remembered that she had forget to take her cat along, so she called her to come."
"As she waited for her cat to come (because cats always come when they feel like it) she suddenly felt the air charged with destiny."
"She closed her eyes so she could get a better picture of the feeling."
"She heard a faint whistling that grew louder and louder till suddenly a figure in plate armor and battle gear fell through the roof of her house with a horrendous crunch!"
"She ran into the house to discover that the armored figure was a knight named 'Marth'."
"The old woman runned to help Marth from the painful fall so she took his Helmet off and discovered something unbelievable"
"She saw his face and it was covered with scars.."
Knight covered his face and confessed, that he has been cursed...
"and the curse is that he changes at midnight into a pig and go around in circles, and it will be like that until some princess kick him"
"The granny fell sad for the poor knight ...she knew it was very hard to find a princess to kick you...they are too lazy to lift a leg...so the granny had an idea!... "
"She went into her kitchen, opened up her favorite cook book, called 'Exotic Foods of East Asia', and started looking for a recipe that would cure Sir Marth."
But sadly east asian recipes only had delicious stuff to eat..but no cure
"She decided to ask for help to her Hobbit friend Saxire, the little hairy guy lived in the granny's closet, she knew that if someone knows about cures gotta be a hobbit...since they knew how to cure their smelly feet stench...curing a pig curse would be a piece of cake"
"But when she opened Granny's closet, there was a note that said, 'Give me your stove or the hobbit dies, meet me at..."
"... Prontera Square at midnight, alone."
;Depressed Granny went to Prontera, but since it's the capital town, it was really crowded...;
as she push and shoved past the noobs she found 100,000 zeny on the floor
"and naturally because there a lot of noobs, they pushed and shoved to get the the 100k zeny, after which the granny found out that she was shoved out into pay_fild02 in middle of the forest with a lot of wolves, a few snakes, poporings and spores..."
"While trying to make it back to Prontera, a bunch of vicious, hungry wolves jump out from the bushes and surrounded the Granny."
When the first wolf was just about to attack, Granny was praying to super novice angel (who didnt even listen since Granny isn't a SN), when... *suddenly a paladin in a golden armor came and devoted her, making all the wolves attacks useless.*
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Show me what it's like, to be the last one standing~~
And teach me wrong from right, and I'll show you what I can be~~
And say it for me, say it to me~~
And I'll leave this life behind me~~
Say it if it's worth saving me~~
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Re: Complete the Story 3

Post by kit109 »

In the woods there lived a woman who valued her most treasured item,"
"her family's ancient magical oven."
"It was not a normal magic oven, it was the ultra fast magic oven".
"it was coated in gold and silver paint."
"and the size of the oven was realy small.. but you could fit annything in it, cause of its magic"
"You could fit anything in it except the mysterious kitchen pan, but no one knew why it wouldn't go in."
"The old woman took here magical oven, and went on a big quest"
"As she stepped out of her house, ready to begin her journey for knowledge, she paused."
"She remembered that she had forget to take her cat along, so she called her to come."
"As she waited for her cat to come (because cats always come when they feel like it) she suddenly felt the air charged with destiny."
"She closed her eyes so she could get a better picture of the feeling."
"She heard a faint whistling that grew louder and louder till suddenly a figure in plate armor and battle gear fell through the roof of her house with a horrendous crunch!"
"She ran into the house to discover that the armored figure was a knight named 'Marth'."
"The old woman runned to help Marth from the painful fall so she took his Helmet off and discovered something unbelievable"
"She saw his face and it was covered with scars.."
Knight covered his face and confessed, that he has been cursed...
"and the curse is that he changes at midnight into a pig and go around in circles, and it will be like that until some princess kick him"
"The granny fell sad for the poor knight ...she knew it was very hard to find a princess to kick you...they are too lazy to lift a leg...so the granny had an idea!... "
"She went into her kitchen, opened up her favorite cook book, called 'Exotic Foods of East Asia', and started looking for a recipe that would cure Sir Marth."
But sadly east asian recipes only had delicious stuff to eat..but no cure
"She decided to ask for help to her Hobbit friend Saxire, the little hairy guy lived in the granny's closet, she knew that if someone knows about cures gotta be a hobbit...since they knew how to cure their smelly feet stench...curing a pig curse would be a piece of cake"
"But when she opened Granny's closet, there was a note that said, 'Give me your stove or the hobbit dies, meet me at..."
"... Prontera Square at midnight, alone."
;Depressed Granny went to Prontera, but since it's the capital town, it was really crowded...;
as she push and shoved past the noobs she found 100,000 zeny on the floor
"and naturally because there a lot of noobs, they pushed and shoved to get the the 100k zeny, after which the granny found out that she was shoved out into pay_fild02 in middle of the forest with a lot of wolves, a few snakes, poporings and spores..."
"While trying to make it back to Prontera, a bunch of vicious, hungry wolves jump out from the bushes and surrounded the Granny."
"When the first wolf was just about to attack, Granny was praying to super novice angel (who didnt even listen since Granny isn't a SN), when... *suddenly a paladin in a golden armor came and devoted her, making all the wolves attacks useless.*"

But then, the paladin's devotion ran out and a vagabond wolf came out along with its pet baphomet and maya...
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