Random Nonsense Generator!
Posted: September 11th, 2007, 10:00 pm
If you want randomly generated nonsense quotes, you can grab 'em from the Random Nonsense Generator, found here:
http://pages.prodigy.net/jschla/random.htm
Sample random quotes: ???
"The certifiably insane door-to-door salesman skillfully crept ever closer to the hot, steaming boneless chicken patty."
"The boneless, flabby brute brilliantly skipped right past the runny duckweed pie."
"The lanky, skeletal mysterious stranger heroically vaporized the chef's specially prepared leg of lamb."
"The clumsy longshoreman unbelievably steered the hoverscraft towards the reheated wad of prechewed salt-water taffy."
http://pages.prodigy.net/jschla/random.htm
Sample random quotes: ???
"The certifiably insane door-to-door salesman skillfully crept ever closer to the hot, steaming boneless chicken patty."
"The boneless, flabby brute brilliantly skipped right past the runny duckweed pie."
"The lanky, skeletal mysterious stranger heroically vaporized the chef's specially prepared leg of lamb."
"The clumsy longshoreman unbelievably steered the hoverscraft towards the reheated wad of prechewed salt-water taffy."