When I got to work today, one of my more sarcastic coworkers suggested that I just go back home because the cash register was completely broken. After a bit of weirdness involving Win 2k, a fatal database error, and a horribly mis-calibrated touchscreen, we determined that the main register would require professional help, but the second register was working normally.
This popped into my head in the middle of it
I've been wanting to make that allllll night. It's caused too many stare-inducing giggle fits to not get made (even if I don't get to use it).
It's a shame so few people will get the joke...